The 12 Days of Research

 

 

 

On the first day of research,
My Prof, he said to me,
Make us a cup of tea

On the second day of research,
My Prof, he said to me,
Who the hell are you?
Make us a cup of tea

On the third day of research
My Prof, he said to me,
Tutor three new students
Who the hell are you?
Make us a cup of tea

On the fourth day of research
My Prof, he said to me,
Fabricate some data
Tutor three new students
Who the hell are you?
Make us a cup of tea

On the fifth day of research
My Prof, he said to me,
TAKE an M.S.
Fabricate some data
Tutor three new students
Who the hell are you?
Make us a cup of tea

On the sixth day of research
My Prof, he said to me,
Plagiarize some papers
TAKE an M.S.
Fabricate some data
Tutor three new students
Who the hell are you?
Make us a cup of tea

On the seventh day of research
My Prof, he said to me
Go to Summer school
Plagiarize some papers
TAKE an M.S.
Fabricate some data
Tutor three new students
Who the hell are you
Make us a cup of tea

On the eighth day of research
My Prof, he said to me
Get some bloody funding
Go to summer school
Plagiarize some papers
TAKE an M.S.
Fabricate some data
Tutor three new students
Who the hell are you?
Make us a cup of tea

On the ninth day of research
My Prof, he said to me
No I haven’t read it
Get some bloody funding
Go to summer school
Plagiarize some papers
TAKE an M.S.
Fabricate some data
Tutor three new students
Who the hell are you?
Make us a cup of tea

On the tenth day of research
My Prof, he said to me
Where’s your bloody thesis
No I haven’t read it
Get some bloody funding
Go to summer school
Plagiarize some papers
TAKE an M.S.
Fabricate some data
Tutor three new students
Who the hell are you?
Make us a cup of tea

On the eleventh day of research
My Prof, he said to me
Pull yourself together
Where’s your bloody thesis
No I haven’t read it
Get some bloody funding
Go to Summer school
Plagiarize some papers
TAKE an M.S.
Fabricate some data
Tutor three new students
Who the hell are you?
Make us a cup of tea

On the twelth day of research
My Prof , he said to me:
AT LEAST YOU’VE GOT YOUR B. S. DEGREE

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