{"id":142,"date":"2012-08-02T09:36:59","date_gmt":"2012-08-02T14:36:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thegradstudentway.com\/blog\/?p=142"},"modified":"2012-08-02T09:52:46","modified_gmt":"2012-08-02T14:52:46","slug":"the-12-days-of-research","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thegradstudentway.com\/blog\/the-12-days-of-research\/","title":{"rendered":"The 12 Days of Research"},"content":{"rendered":"

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On the first day of research,
\nMy Prof, he said to me,
\nMake us a cup of tea<\/p>\n

On the second day of research,
\nMy Prof, he said to me,
\nWho the hell are you?
\nMake us a cup of tea<\/p>\n

On the third day of research
\nMy Prof, he said to me,
\nTutor three new students
\nWho the hell are you?
\nMake us a cup of tea<\/p>\n

On the fourth day of research
\nMy Prof, he said to me,
\nFabricate some data
\nTutor three new students
\nWho the hell are you?
\nMake us a cup of tea<\/p>\n

On the fifth day of research
\nMy Prof, he said to me,
\nTAKE an M.S.
\nFabricate some data
\nTutor three new students
\nWho the hell are you?
\nMake us a cup of tea<\/p>\n

On the sixth day of research
\nMy Prof, he said to me,
\nPlagiarize some papers
\nTAKE an M.S.
\nFabricate some data
\nTutor three new students
\nWho the hell are you?
\nMake us a cup of tea<\/p>\n

On the seventh day of research
\nMy Prof, he said to me
\nGo to Summer school
\nPlagiarize some papers
\nTAKE an M.S.
\nFabricate some data
\nTutor three new students
\nWho the hell are you
\nMake us a cup of tea<\/p>\n

On the eighth day of research
\nMy Prof, he said to me
\nGet some bloody funding
\nGo to summer school
\nPlagiarize some papers
\nTAKE an M.S.
\nFabricate some data
\nTutor three new students
\nWho the hell are you?
\nMake us a cup of tea<\/p>\n

On the ninth day of research
\nMy Prof, he said to me
\nNo I haven’t read it
\nGet some bloody funding
\nGo to summer school
\nPlagiarize some papers
\nTAKE an M.S.
\nFabricate some data
\nTutor three new students
\nWho the hell are you?
\nMake us a cup of tea<\/p>\n

On the tenth day of research
\nMy Prof, he said to me
\nWhere’s your bloody thesis
\nNo I haven’t read it
\nGet some bloody funding
\nGo to summer school
\nPlagiarize some papers
\nTAKE an M.S.
\nFabricate some data
\nTutor three new students
\nWho the hell are you?
\nMake us a cup of tea<\/p>\n

On the eleventh day of research
\nMy Prof, he said to me
\nPull yourself together
\nWhere’s your bloody thesis
\nNo I haven’t read it
\nGet some bloody funding
\nGo to Summer school
\nPlagiarize some papers
\nTAKE an M.S.
\nFabricate some data
\nTutor three new students
\nWho the hell are you?
\nMake us a cup of tea<\/p>\n

On the\u00a0twelth day of research
\nMy Prof , he said to me:
\nAT LEAST YOU’VE GOT YOUR B. S. DEGREE<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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